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Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
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12:16 am - 2nd day
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Today was my 2nd day of work at my new job, doing artwork for a screen printing company. It's going tpretty good, the owners are really nice to me. I am going to see Sam (www.jasonharr.com About Me) this weekend, I know I'll have a good time :)
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| Monday, October 3rd, 2005
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7:56 pm - OMG I never update this shiiiat!
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I guess it's time to update this thing. As most of you know I left Jason, I moved back to Central Florida.
I now have an official ex, and he just lost his second paycheck. Details aside I doubt we will ever be anything other than friends and he cut the cord loose on that early. So a big FUCK YOU goes to Charlie and Jason. I got my shit back together, I got my own website and soon I'll be making big bucks while both of you fucking rot in your own egotistical diluted world you both live in. So M.r Musclefuck Charlie, you couldn't ever measure up could you boy? Taking steroids, I am sure Jason gets off on that seeing as that is what he always wanted in the first place in a guy and never what i was.. Your pretty face seduced me, blinded me from how you used me. I hope you and that boy are happy together, you deserve eachother, best of luck :)
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| Friday, August 5th, 2005
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10:19 pm - haha
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Best quote I have heard all night!
NinthNewMoon: Well, we are technically breeders too. We've just evolved above the need to reproduce for love, acceptance, and sexual gratification. We've evoloved the ability to make the informed chocie to procreate or not. lol
NinthNewMoon: I view it as a bonus. All the sex I want w/o the worry of a howling chitlin in 9 months.
current music: Chigag
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6:50 am - I just realized
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How many friends I have, really. I know a Josh,Aaron.Tim,Nic,Kevin,Eric,Blake.Leo,Jason,Jerrod,Lin,Kong,Teddy,Allen,Jeff,Martin.Hal,Shane,Lare,Ryan,Connie,Tina,Sherrir,Terry,Wayne,Joshua x 5,John,Caroline,Barbara,Chris,Christine,Shelly,Dennis,Michael,Jon,Darren,Derek,Bernie,Frank and omfg the list goes on and on!For those close to me and know whats going on I really do rely on you guys. Especially fatboy Josh, this guy is the best in the world to talk to. Aron you always make me laugh, and Nic, well your just good ole (I didn't say old) Nicolai :).
Kevin, my dear,dear most awesome person I have been blessed to know is the greatest!
Leo, one of my best friends, I love you to death.
Shane, you perverted cam whore :)
Lare, bless you for not killing him yet :p
Kong, although we all fuck up your still my friend no matter.
I am just so blessed by whatever god you guys have out there to know you guys, you all rock.
Your always there when i need to talk and have been for years.
Remember chubby boys rule!
current mood:  cheerful
current music: George Benson - Love Ballad
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| Monday, July 4th, 2005
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10:49 pm - Broken home.
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So here I am still stuck in this tiny ass town, my so called boyfriend tells me he has found another, a some musclehead at that! So I get dumped like a pile of shit, but get this, he wants to be roomates. So I say fine fuck you I'll be a roomate. Then he starts bringing this jarhead roidfuck over to MY home. WTF is wrong with fags nowadays?
current mood:  disappointed
current music: Avantasia - Sign of the Cross
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| Friday, November 5th, 2004
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11:24 pm - OMFG!
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I actually decided to update this mother fucker. It's cold, it's night time. I am living in this little town called Cross Creek with like a population of 12 people all inbred with eachother. WTF happened to my pics? *sigh* when I get feeling better I will update this thing better, till then ciao baby!
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| Thursday, January 1st, 2004
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11:22 pm - Almost there....
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Here I am, its 11:08 pm 1/1/04. Almost 30, as of the 22nd, I'll be officially old. Me and the other Jason are planning on moving to the Ocala area soon, looking for a job at Cingular. I am not happy. I cannot just say its just one thing, its the sexual flustration,its my job which I hate,it's the fact my mom lives here and the fact I am always worrying about money. Never seems to be enough. We don go without but Lord, my worrying kills mea dn I am sure it isnt pleasant for anyone else I bet.
I look forward to moving up there, away from town to the woods where it is quiet and peaceful. I haven't truly known peace in many years, I wish I knew how be happy now without all the work that goes into it. I am trying so hard to make a go of my relationship with Jason..I really am. It's so hard I don't know if I'll make it through another month. I loathe going to work everyday...nothing new to most people I am sure. It's not as bad as I think it is at this time of night, late at night like this my mind doesn't shut down, it constantly goes and goes on and on. All I can do is take one day at a time and do my best. 30!!!! I might as well go to bed at 11am after Matlock is over. I don't have much to my name, but thats all about to change soon, very soon.
current mood: depressed
current music: Nightwish: I Feel For You
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| Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
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6:00 am - Here I am am...
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Ive decided to go on a diet, not because im broke till next year, but because I feel like shit. 12/2/03..This is where the body and mind ends and the weapon begins.........
current mood:  listless
current music: none, its 6am for Gods sake!
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| Saturday, November 29th, 2003
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9:59 pm - Kibigami Genjuro part 2, lets try this again!
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current mood:  irritated
current music: Nightwish again dammit
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9:56 pm - Kibigami Genjuro baby, she'll cut your nuts off to make ear rings.
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current mood: pleased
current music: Nightwish, The Wayfarer
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9:43 pm - Kibi Kibi Kibi!
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I need post some pics of Kibigami, my kick ass alter ego in Asherons Call, wicked ass red veined shell armor, and best of all, she looks like Grace Jones! Other than that, I survived a hellbilly thanksgiving in the north Florida woods, had a good time in all. Its weird having a get together with your bf's family where everyone makes fun of everyone else, and half the people there are gay and the word faggot is as common as the word "the" . I fit in pretty well, even went out and shot at some cans like real hillbilly's do. God bless Flexerill and Valium :)
current mood:  bouncy
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| Sunday, November 16th, 2003
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8:09 pm - How many people does it take to leave a message to break a LJ record?
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SIGN SIGN SIGN and umm comment comment comment!!
current mood:  artistic
current music: Some metal stuff, man on mountain in tight pants, long hair, playing fat guitar riffs
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7:40 pm - I think I will post something a bit offensive to those Xian people, who should burst into flames for
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ALbabe621: hey
IntoxiChrist: Hey there.
ALbabe621: do u think that u are making God and Jesus happy w/ your s/n???
IntoxiChrist: Yes, I am making Jesus, My Father, happy with this SN.
ALbabe621: i think not
IntoxiChrist: He would probably like "JesusChrist Jr", but oh well, you can't keep people happy all of the time, ya know.
IntoxiChrist: Look, if you're IM'ing me about the "Second Coming", you're too late, I already blew my load three times or so this morning.
IntoxiChrist: So you'll have to settle for the "Fourth Coming". Is that okay?
ALbabe621: no
IntoxiChrist: Well, I'm not going back in time just to make you happy. It's a lot of work.
ALbabe621: there is only ONE Jesus Christ and He is sitting at the right hand of God
IntoxiChrist: Yes, My Father Jesus is sitting at the right hand of God. And I, the Son of Jesus, am sitting at my computer at my apartment next to the Spearmint Rhino strip club.
ALbabe621: you are no son of Jesus
IntoxiChrist: Yeah I am. He fucked My mom, and I popped out, that means I'm His Son.
ALbabe621: the sons of God are firm believers that Jesus DIED for our sins
ALbabe621: and you will not be forgiven for your sins
IntoxiChrist: It's not like there's any rule that the Son of the Son of God had to be born of a virgin, so it's all okay, see?
ALbabe621: no
IntoxiChrist: I believe that He died for our sins, it's all He ever talks about.
ALbabe621: u see Jesus Christ was crucified and lifted up into the Heavens over 2000 years ago
IntoxiChrist: I wish He'd shut the fuck up about it sometimes, ya know? It gets old.
IntoxiChrist: Yeah, and He fucked My mom before he died, though.
ALbabe621: and i wish that you would admit that u are no son of the living God
IntoxiChrist: It's something the Church keeps hidden for obvious reasons. Fuck 'em.
IntoxiChrist: I'm NOT the Son of the Living God, moron.
IntoxiChrist: I Am the Son of the Son of the Living God.
ALbabe621: if u knew the TRUTH then you would know that you should NOT be cussing
ALbabe621: no you see
ALbabe621: Jesus and God are one
ALbabe621: it says in John 1:1-- In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God
IntoxiChrist: Sometimes at night, They are one, but I am not gay and choose to stay out of that whole thing.
ALbabe621: and the Word dwelt among the people
ALbabe621: meaning that the Word was Jesus Christ
IntoxiChrist: And now I am the Son of the Word dwelling among the people, do you have a problem with that?
ALbabe621: so if u call urself the son of the Son of God that would mean that u were the Son of God
ALbabe621: and we know that isn't true
IntoxiChrist: No, I Am the Son of the Son of God for the four millionth time, you douchebag.
IntoxiChrist: Can't you read?
ALbabe621: yes i can read but i'm telling u that the Son of God and God Himself are the same
ALbabe621: so you are WRONG
IntoxiChrist: I don't have to worry about you people, saving your souls and shit, because that's Dad's responsisbility. So fuck you ALL.
ALbabe621: you are blaspheming
IntoxiChrist: You're being a moron. Who is worse?
ALbabe621: and i would appreciate it if you would stop cussing
ALbabe621: how am i a moron
ALbabe621: ?
IntoxiChrist: Accept that Jesus fucked my mom, I Am his Son, and get on with it.
ALbabe621: NO
ALbabe621: because that would mean ur about 2000 years old
ALbabe621: and in this day and time no one lives to be that old
IntoxiChrist: Yes, that's exactly what it means, I have immortal blood in My veins.
ALbabe621: yeah.. SURE
IntoxiChrist: You are not immortal and fail to understand this.
IntoxiChrist: Also, you're a stupid fucking douchebag.
ALbabe621: in Revalation it says that no more Prophets will be brought up out of the Earth
ALbabe621: how old are u
IntoxiChrist: I'm not a Prophet, you fucker, I just hang out and get drunk.
IntoxiChrist: I leave all the religious bullshit to Dad, he used used to get pissed off when I tried to be some sort of Saviour.
IntoxiChrist: He's just jealous because I would be a better Saviour than Him.
ALbabe621: but if u were the Son of God's son, you would know that you were wrong in cussing and drinking alcohol
IntoxiChrist: No, I Am not wrong. He said it was okay, that I should learn how to be a "real man".
ALbabe621: so... ur saying that ur so called "dad" who is Jesus Christ comes down to Earth and talks to u?
IntoxiChrist: So basically, He wants Me to lead the life that He never got, but He is jealous of Me too.
IntoxiChrist: No, I go up to Heaven and chat with Him sometimes. He gives Me this bullshit about being busy with "the souls of men", or whatever, but He just doesn't want to talk to his Bastard Son, that's all there is to it.
ALbabe621: why would Jesus Christ the Son of God want to live on Earth where the people persecuted Him? why would he want to put His "son" through that?
IntoxiChrist: Why would God the Father want to do that to His Son?
ALbabe621: so u die and come back, die and come back?
ALbabe621: so that He could show His people how to live
ALbabe621: but most of the people didn't believe
IntoxiChrist: Yeppers! Any time I wanna see My Dad, I just die. Then I come back.
ALbabe621: uh.... reincarnation?
IntoxiChrist: Well, I am showing My Love too.
ALbabe621: you have no love in u
ALbabe621: how old are u?
IntoxiChrist: Yeah, I reincarnate, that shouldn't be a big surprise if you'd been around in the 6th century when reincarnation was still in the bible.
ALbabe621: u weren't around so stop talkin like you were
IntoxiChrist: I don't have to show people how to live, that's Jesus' job.
ALbabe621: lol.... u mean ur "dad's" job
IntoxiChrist: Get it? Job? The whale guy? HAHAHAHA!!!!
ALbabe621: umm..... thats Jonah
IntoxiChrist: Yeah, whoever the fuck that was.
ALbabe621: i'm sorry to say this.... but i feel deep sorrow for you
ALbabe621: because you don't know Christ
IntoxiChrist: I think Job was the guy that let himself get plagues and shit so he could prove his love to God.
ALbabe621: He hasn't come into you
IntoxiChrist: Damned right He hasn't cum into Me, I told you I Am not gay.
ALbabe621: how would that be homosexual?
IntoxiChrist: And even if I was, I wouldn't be into incest.
ALbabe621: for the Holy Spirit to enter into your heart how is that "gay"?
ALbabe621: i will pray for you
IntoxiChrist: Having the "Holy Spirit enter into your heart" means that God is fucking you in the ass.
ALbabe621: no
IntoxiChrist: And shooting hot, Jesus-Jizz into your rectum.
IntoxiChrist: So if I was "saved" I would be gay and incestuous.
ALbabe621: it means that you deeply believe in God and He washes away ur sins, and the Holy Spirit enters into your soul and leads your life in the way it should go
IntoxiChrist: I don't do anything "deeply" in God, I told you that I Am not gay.
ALbabe621: that isn't gay
IntoxiChrist: What, stuffing My GodRod into My Father's asshole? You BET it is!
IntoxiChrist: And "deeply", too.
ALbabe621: what are u talkin about
ALbabe621: u believe in the Devil
ALbabe621: and i am ashamed
IntoxiChrist: Yeah, I believe in the Devil, who also goes "deeply" into My Father.
IntoxiChrist: He's such a gay slut sometimes.
ALbabe621: no
IntoxiChrist: No? He's not a gay slut? What do YOU call it when a guy takes it in the ass all of the time then, huh?
ALbabe621: he isn't having sex w/ anyone!
IntoxiChrist: God the Father, Archangel Michael, Lucifer, Satan - they all fuck Him in the ass, at LEAST once a week.
IntoxiChrist: And.... He fucked My mom.
ALbabe621: leave me alone
ALbabe621: u are too much
IntoxiChrist: You're not enough. You need to get better.
current mood: annoyed
current music: Mudwallop...Ashamed, Broken and Horny
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7:29 pm - OMG I didnt know i had so much room for a subject! Crucify me ok?
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ludingtonsdaddy: hello - Soooooobored told me to IM you. she said you were sexy and horny
Kwixquix: I'm really sexy and really horny, and I have no one to suck on my knob. If Soooooobored sent you, she must've told you the password, right?
Kwixquix: Check out my picture link to see me.
ludingtonsdaddy: she didnt tell me a password, she said you were her friend, and that she was satisfied so i should IM you
Kwixquix: Hrm...you can't join the club if you don't have the password. If you don't have the password, I can't believe Soooooobored sent you. Ask her again for the password, and if you can tell me, I'll give you the cyberfucking of your life.
ludingtonsdaddy: ok, i'l ask her. i checked out your picture, you are a beautiful woman. brb
Kwixquix: Thanks.
Kwixquix: You have to be exact with the password, too, otherwise I can't fuck you.
ludingtonsdaddy: I just IM'd her, one moment please
ludingtonsdaddy: I am back - she said it is "Kaen rules"
Kwixquix: Yes. Excellent. I can allow you to join the club now, though there is one more bit of information you must submit for full membership.
ludingtonsdaddy: and what would that be?
Kwixquix: The Club requires you to submit all of your screen names so that we may match you with suitable cybersex companions whenever you are on-line with whichever screen name you have logged on as.
ludingtonsdaddy: i use the name "ludingtonsdaddy"
Kwixquix: I know that screen name. The Club requires your other screen names as well in order to properly service your needs.
ludingtonsdaddy: that is me, no one else, no other names
Kwixquix: If no other screen names exist or are not given, your email address is required so that we may match you up with suitable cybersex companions so that you will not go horny when you are off-line.
Kwixquix: The Club wishes to fulfill the needs of all its members.
ludingtonsdaddy: ok, my email is daddytazz@t-one.net
Kwixquix: Excellent. Welcome to The Club. You are now a full-fledged member and will receive suitable cybersex companions via email or directly IM'ing you when you are on-line. Is that suitable for you?
ludingtonsdaddy: my screen name is ludingtons daddy, because i could not use daddytazz, and I live in Ludington,so I used the city and daddy
ludingtonsdaddy: yes, thats fine
Kwixquix: Explanations of screen names are unnecessary. Now that you are a member of The Club, you may cybersex with me. If you want to, please remove my clothing and we will begin.
ludingtonsdaddy: i am taking of your blouse, so tenderly
Kwixquix: Before we begin, we should offer a prayer of praise to our Great Master Kaen, for he hath shown the way and the light of cybersex and hath created the most wondrous institution of The Club.
Kwixquix: Pray with me, Club Brother.
ludingtonsdaddy: ok
Kwixquix: O Great Kaen, thou art so wondrously wonderful and thou hast created the most magnificent institution The Club. Thou art the most wondrous of The Three and all who lay eyes upon thy visage knoweth thy glory.
Kwixquix: Now, offer your praises to Kaen, so that he does not slay you as you stand.
ludingtonsdaddy: oh Great Kaen, you have brought the wondrous beauty of these women befor the computer, that all may partake of their glorious juices
Kwixquix: Let it be so, Kaen
Kwixquix: Rise, Club Brother, and let us continue in our cybersex.
Kwixquix: How old are you, Club Brother?
ludingtonsdaddy: i am rising my love
ludingtonsdaddy: i am 35
Kwixquix: Refer to me as "Club Sister" or you will arouse the anger of Kaen.
Kwixquix: I toss my blouse to the side, gazing into your eyes, my mouth slightly parted, as to say, "Take me."
ludingtonsdaddy: i am a horney 35yr old man club sister
Kwixquix: I am a horny 12yr old girl, Club Brother.
ludingtonsdaddy: i kiss you deeply, and i feel your tongue in my mouth
Kwixquix: My tongue swirls around your mouth, running along your teeth, playing with your tongue in return.
Kwixquix: You are an outstanding kisser, Club Brother.
ludingtonsdaddy: i run my hands to you breasts, and play with your tender nipples
ludingtonsdaddy: thank you club sister
Kwixquix: I gasp, my breathing deepens and quickens, and my nipples harden at your touch. My breasts quiver with excitement.
ludingtonsdaddy: i pull your body closer to mine, and start to suckle your hardened nipples
Kwixquix: I fondle your hair, throwing my head back in pleasure, cascading my long, dark Asian hair down to my tight, hot ass.
ludingtonsdaddy: my lips carres your body, as i make my way down to your navel
Kwixquix: You are skilled at the art of mammary manipulation, Club Brother. My breasts have never been handled as such.
ludingtonsdaddy: oh you have such beautiful breasts club sister
Kwixquix: My hands run all over your strong, manly shoulders and caress your rippling biceps.
Kwixquix: I lay back onto the bed, which has "Kaen" engraved in calligraphy in the strong oak headboard.
ludingtonsdaddy: i slowly remove your pants, and put my face in your wonderful crotch
Kwixquix: If you do not lick my crotch, Kaen will be angry. You must use your tongue, or incur the wrath of Kaen! Quickly!
Kwixquix: You must hurry, before he awakens!
ludingtonsdaddy: my tongue delves deeply into your love box, darting back and forth, tickling your labia
Kwixquix: Mmmm....Kaen is awake, but he is satisfied with your treatment of my love box.
Kwixquix: My legs spread wide as you explore my young, hairless pussy with your tongue, sending erotic waves of pleasure through my entire 12yr old body.
ludingtonsdaddy: your juices flow all over my face, as you shudder with excitement
Kwixquix: NO! Kaen is angry! In The Club, you cannot tell the other person what they are doing - it is a grave insult.
ludingtonsdaddy: i am so sorry my club sister
Kwixquix: Quickly! Offer a prayer of repentance and absolution to Kaen before he revokes your membership!
ludingtonsdaddy: oh great Master Kaen, please forgive my hastiness
Kwixquix: He is not happy! He requires more! Prostrate yourself before him and beg his mercy!
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh GreatMaster Kaen, i throw myself at thy mercy for being such scum
Kwixquix: Kaen is appeased. Return to your orally pleasuring of my pussy.
Kwixquix: However, Kaen is not pleased at the color of your font. He demands you change it to a more readable color.
ludingtonsdaddy: i put my face back between your smoth legs, and start likcking up your wondeful juices
Kwixquix: My back arches with pleasure, my labia quivers at every swath of your tongue. My hands press your face harder against my tight, hairless pussy.
ludingtonsdaddy: i start nibbling more at your labia, and touch your g spot with my tongue
Kwixquix: My whole body shivers as I orgasm against your face, a torrent of pussy juice rushing out against your lips and chin.
ludingtonsdaddy: i drink your juice so hungerly
ludingtonsdaddy: oh club sister, your juice taste better than wiskey
Kwixquix: *gasp* In The Club, you may never equate a bodily fluid of your partner to alcohol! It is a grave sin! Kaen is angered. He is demanding that you suck him off lest you be cast out of The Club. I am falling in love with you, Club Brother. Please - bend to his wishes and remain in The Club.
Kwixquix: Please!
Kwixquix: (Kaen): This is Kaen, the Appointed Exalted of The Club. You have angered me and you will atone for your sin by performing fellatio on my penis or you will be cast out of The Club for your insolence.
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh Master Kaen, i fall before you for forgiveness in my awful sin, and I suck you dry for repentance
Kwixquix: (Kaen): Your sin is atoned for. My Appointed Exalted Semen has been cast upon Kyodi Tae for your sin, and you may remain in The Club.
Kwixquix: Thank you so much! Kaen is so benevolent, is he not? His semen is dripping from my face now, but it is a small price to wear the Great Master's cum in return for your continued membership in The Club.
ludingtonsdaddy: oh thankyou Master Kaen
Kwixquix: What are you going to do to me now, Club Brother?
ludingtonsdaddy: oh club sister, if i had just known the clubs rules, i would not get myself in such hot water with Master Kaen
ludingtonsdaddy: I am moving my hands around to feel you tight ass
Kwixquix: It is OK, Club Brother. Most sins can be atoned for by sucking off the Great Master Kaen. He is a lenient Master, if not a messy one when it comes to unloading his most Appointed Exalted Semen.
Kwixquix: I grab onto your shoulders and press my wet pussy against your penis, grinding in circular motions to entice you to enter my Jade Gate.
ludingtonsdaddy: my 6" feels great when grinding against your body
Kwixquix: Oh no! I've angered Kaen with my reference to Feudal Japan and its sexual references. Jade Gate is a 14th century name for a woman's pussy and it angers him that I am Korean and I used a Japanese term! I am being banished to his most Appointed Exalted Bedroom for punishment!
Kwixquix: (Kaen): Kyodi Tae has sinned against The Club, but you will not be punished. I will choose another adequate cybersex companion for you to fuck this evening using this AIM account.
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh Thank You Master Kaen
Kwixquix: (Kaen): You will fuck Jim. He is a 35yr old computer programmer from Sheboygan. He is bi-sexual and will suit your needs for the evening.
Kwixquix: (Kaen): He will take the keyboard now. You will acquaint yourselves before fucking, as is my command.
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh thank You Master Kaen
Kwixquix: Hi, I'm Jim. What's your name, Club Brother?
ludingtonsdaddy: club brother, my name is daddytazz
Kwixquix: My ass could really use a good fucking tonight, but be gentle, cuz Kaen is really rough and his cock is most Appointed Exalted-ly huge. It hurts a lot.
Kwixquix: You have no objections to fucking another man?
ludingtonsdaddy: club brother, do you have room for my 6" cock?
Kwixquix: Great Master Kaen's cock is much larger than that, and I took him, though painfully.
ludingtonsdaddy: only if i get fucked in return
Kwixquix: Great Master Kaen removed my penis last week for insolence, so I cannot fuck you in return. I could request another cybersex companion for you, if you wish, though it will require the removal of my colon to appease Kaen's anger at our lack of satisfaction in his most Appointed Exalted wisdom.
Kwixquix: Perhaps you would prefer another girl like Kyodi Tae?
ludingtonsdaddy: it is fine club brother, i will be satisfied with your tight ass
Kwixquix: I must tell you, Club Brother, that my ass is extremely loose ever since Kaen went at it.
Kwixquix: His cock is huge, let me tell you!
ludingtonsdaddy: but it looks so inviting
Kwixquix: (Kaen): Jim has been killed for not using the full title of my penis, the Appointed Exalted penis. I will choose now another cybersex companion for you.
Kwixquix: (Kaen): I do not tolerate insolence.
Kwixquix: (Kaen): I will allow you to choose your companion this time, as I am feeling satiated in Jim's death since I now have a corpse to fuck after I punish Kwixquix.
ludingtonsdaddy: Thank You Master Kaen
Kwixquix: (Kaen): Perhaps you would perform fellatio on my Appointed Exalted penis once again for my benevolence in allowing you free will of companion choice.
ludingtonsdaddy: I would love to Master Kaen
Kwixquix: (Kaen): Now suck me off, Club Child.
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh Maters Kaen, (slurp) Your Exalted Penis is delicious
Kwixquix: (Kaen): I DO NOT TOLERATE INSOLENCE, CLUB CHILD. You have also failed to use the correct title for my penis, Club Child. You will be excommunicated from The Club. That is all, Exiled. Do not return and do not seek contact with Kyodi Tae further, as she will be killed for bringing such waste into The Club.
Kwixquix: (Kaen): The title is Appointed Exalted penis, Exiled. Perhaps you will learn before you join the next club you find.
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh Great Master Kaen, please forgive me for not using the honorable word "exalted"
Kwixquix: (Kaen): That is the most heinous and unforgivable sin known to Club Brothers and Sisters. There is no punishment but excommunication. You are among the Exiled. Depart in peace or you will be killed by repeated anal violation.
ludingtonsdaddy: Oh Great Master Kaen, because of your incompetance, I shall depart from here
Kwixquix: (Kaen): Exiled! You should kissing my boots for my kindness in not making you a eunuch!
current mood: amused
current music: Savage Pussy Lickings....Ebola in My Soup
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DRAGEN 1476: you like to have sex with older guys?
Kwixquix: Yeah - do you like having sex with younger girls?
DRAGEN 1476: yea
DRAGEN 1476: what the oldest guy you had sex with
Kwixquix: He said he was 52, but I think he was older. Sometimes they lie.
Kwixquix: What's the youngest girl you've had sex with?
DRAGEN 1476: 12
Kwixquix: Hey! That's how old I am!
DRAGEN 1476: cool
DRAGEN 1476: do you like 18 teen year olds?
Kwixquix: *shrug* Sure, I guess.
DRAGEN 1476: what was the biggest dick you had sex with?
Kwixquix: Let's see - I think it's about ten inches long and painfully thick.
Kwixquix: How big is yours?
DRAGEN 1476: mine is 8
Kwixquix: Not bad.
DRAGEN 1476: maybe you can try me out sometime
Kwixquix: Um, how about now?
DRAGEN 1476: sure
*long pause, I was thinking he was jacking off or something*
Kwixquix: Hello?
DRAGEN 1476: wuz up sexy
Kwixquix: I thought you wanted to have cybersex.
DRAGEN 1476: you wanna fuck
Kwixquix: Um, you originally IM'd me for that reason. I assumed you did.
DRAGEN 1476: do you suck dick
Kwixquix: Sure. Whatever you want, Ninja-Boy.
DRAGEN 1476: do you do it good
Kwixquix: No, I really, really suck at it. *sigh*
DRAGEN 1476: i eat pussy
Kwixquix: Sweet! That's really great. How often do you eat it?
Kwixquix: I mean, is it like three meals a day, or just for a light snack now and then
DRAGEN 1476: all the time i love it
Kwixquix: Wow - do you have a girlfriend or something? Or do you eat your teacher's pussy at school or something?
DRAGEN 1476: any cute girl i will eat
Kwixquix: Wow - do they all let you do it to them?
DRAGEN 1476: yup
Kwixquix: Wow - every chick you see? They just drop their panties for you and you eat them out?
DRAGEN 1476: i am the sexy asian guy
Kwixquix: Ah - so, you're like a token chink or something that they all feel obligated by bleeding-heart liberals to have sex with you?
Kwixquix: That's really not something to brag about.
DRAGEN 1476: not really but i always get my girl
Kwixquix: Ah - so, can I be your girl now
DRAGEN 1476: sure
Kwixquix: Can I be your guy? * at this point Sweet ninja cub messages me *
Kwixquix: Hey, Ninja-Boy! Pay attention over here.
DRAGEN 1476: anything you want
Kwixquix: Ok, I want to be your guy.
DRAGEN 1476: guy what are you talking about
Kwixquix: You said anything I wanted! My biggest fantasy has always been to fuck a ninja up the ass with a cock. You said I could.
DRAGEN 1476: your a guy
Kwixquix: No, I'm not.
Kwixquix: I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it's like to be a guy.
Kwixquix: With a penis, ya know?
Kwixquix: Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to have a pussy and tits?
DRAGEN 1476: no i like my dick
Kwixquix: Hrm....how much do you like your dick?
DRAGEN 1476: its thick and jusei * yes people!!!! this is where my infamous Jusei wang character came to be! Sweet ninja cub is now laughing his ass off *
Kwixquix: Jusei? Hung chow tsung takati hung big dick?
DRAGEN 1476: i will fuck you all night till you bleed
Kwixquix: Oh, yeah - make me bleed, baby.
DRAGEN 1476: suck on your tits
DRAGEN 1476: and ride you like a pony
DRAGEN 1476: and make you wet
Kwixquix: Saddle me up, Ninja-Boy, and ride me like the stallion that I am!
DRAGEN 1476: i will losen you up and fuck til day lite
Kwixquix: Ok, but at daylight, the pumpkin will disappear, the horses turn back to mice, and my glass slipper - yeah, that becomes a cock again.
DRAGEN 1476: then will do it all over agian
DRAGEN 1476: but harder
Kwixquix: Mmmm....then I go around the kingdom trying to fit my cock up the ass of every Ninja-Boy in the land to see who it was I fucked all night last night.
Kwixquix: Yeah, fuck me harder.
Kwixquix: Give me a ninja-thrust in my vagina, Ninja-Boy.
DRAGEN 1476: i will push harder harder and harder
Kwixquix: Yeah, and after this, you can fuck my evil step-sisters and my evil step-mother. Then you can marry me and we'll live happily ever-after while I fuck you up the ass with my glass-slipper/cock.
Kwixquix: Are you fucking my step-siblings yet?
DRAGEN 1476: hel yea harder and harder
Kwixquix: Yeah - you saying "harder and harder" over and over again is totally making me hot. You are so good at cybersex.
DRAGEN 1476: i am liking you now baybe
Kwixquix: Yeah! I am totally liking you now, too. I love how you don't have a problem with my glass-slipper penis.
DRAGEN 1476: likig hader and harder
Kwixquix: Yeah! Hey - do you speak English?
DRAGEN 1476: a little
Kwixquix: *sigh* I shouldn't have asked.
Kwixquix: Do you know what a penis is?
DRAGEN 1476: a dick
Kwixquix: Right. Have you read anything I've sent you in last, say, ten minutes?
DRAGEN 1476: yup
Kwixquix: Are you gay?
DRAGEN 1476: hel no why *right now like every person on my list is messaging me, and Sweet ninja cub is still convulsing*
Kwixquix: K, cuz you haven't said anything about my penis.
DRAGEN 1476: you have a pinis
Kwixquix: No, I have a penis.
Kwixquix: Is that OK, Ninja-Boy?
Kwixquix: Can you karate-chop it off or something?
DRAGEN 1476: i deal with strikly pussy not dick
Kwixquix: Hrm...can you make an exception just this once? I'll never ask for it again, I promise.
DRAGEN 1476: i dont now
Kwixquix: You don't know? Even if I have a penis? Come on - lemme just fuck you up the ass with it. Call me Cinderella, though - K? That totally gets me hot.
DRAGEN 1476: helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no syco
Kwixquix: Well, just call me Cinderella real quick.
current mood:  refreshed
current music: Nightwish..The Wayfarer
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6:48 pm - If anybody plays, played or knows aboot Asherons Call, read :p
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SpecLifeMelee runs you through!
You've lost your Gold Platemail Gauntlets, your Silver Scailmail Cuirass, your 40 flaming Djarids, your War Magic Tessera, your Diamond Morningstar, your Emerald, your Ruby Heavy Bracelet and your Apple!
Sixth Sense: Lifestone, 83.9S 9.6E
You say "Ow"
Virindi Executor points and laughs
Banderling Mauler says, "Olthoi Brood Noble says, "Ow"....LOL I thought you guys were meant to be tough"
You say, "Yeah yeah, I was lagging, he got lucky. You seem to be here too, tough guy."
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "oh man...he looted you!"
The Thunder of N00b crushing Drudge Skulker is followed by the deafening silence of death!
Drudge Skulker says, "Mommy!"
You say to your fellowship, "WHAT? Well, I have a chat log going, I'm going to post this on the boards"
Banderling Mauler says, "um..well I looked for fire vuln on my spellbar and it wasn't there...I think my brother messed up my spells."
You are no longer protected by the Lifestone's magic!
You say to your fellowship, "Heading back...brt. Keep him there"
You say "Helkas Quareth"
The spell consumed the following components, Platinum Scarab, Red taper
Your spell fizzled.
Drudge Skulker says, "can sum1 buff me plz?"
Banderling Mauler says, "I can, one sec"
You say "Helkas Quareth"
The spell consumed the following components, Powdered Onyx, White taper, Rowan Talisman
Your spell fizzled.
You say, "dammit"
Drudge Skulker says, "I haev a body and vitea and have too log, plz help"
Tusker Guard is incinerated by BSD Campers Assault!
Banderling Mauler says, "wait wait, I'm working on it......WHERE are all my creature spells?!"
Tusker Guard says, "Nanas!!!"
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "Hurry, we've got him running. He might recall"
You say to your fellowship, "Can't get my spells off..brt"
Banderling Mauler says, "OK what spells do you need?"
Extas Lugian is fatally punctured by Gimped Sword!
Drudge Skulker says, " I dunno"
Tusker Guard says, "NANAS!!!!!!"
Tusker Guard says, "NANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You squelch Tusker Guard
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "Spells??"
Banderling Mauler says, "I can buff your thrown weapon skill if you like.....my brother raves about it but I really don't see what all the fuss is about. I'll stick to UA."
Drudge Skulker says, "plz!"
You say to your fellowship, "DOH! I've been playing my Shadow Lieutenant most of the day.....I forgot. OK brt."
Sixth Sense: Sturdy Iron Key, 84.2S 9.1E
Sixth Sense: Sturdy Iron Key, 84.2S 9.1E
Banderling Mauler says, "Malar Hati"
Your Patron Olthoi Queen says to you, "Get to the mansion now.....we have probs"
Sixth Sense: Sturdy Iron Key, 84.2S 9.1E
Sixth Sense: Iron Platemail Leggings, 84.2S 9.1E
Virindi Executor is looking for new members of the Singularity XP Chain, join now. Resistance is futile.
Olthoi Royal Guard says on the co-vassals channel, "Get here NOW, Broodie, some humans got in."
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "OMG I got him. W00t!"
Diamond Golem Died!
You say to your fellowship, "Nice one.....I'll brt to loot him. Make sure he gets nowhere near that body. Something's up at the Hive"
Diamond Golem says, "LOL, gotta love jumping off the Lighthouse"
Your Patron Olthoi Queen says to you, "I'm so mad right now. Turbine said in the patch notes that only those with access could get in here. They messed up again!"
Olthoi Soldier says to your fellowship, "You got it boss"
Banderling Mauler says, "DG you're nuts....but I thought you could make that jump already?"
Sixth sense: Battlemage, 86.1S 9.2E
Virindi Executor is selling Pre GSA, ebay item #4820392718
Diamond Golem says, "Yeah but I wanna do it with Bludgeon Vuln on me..it's kinda my favorite spell. Levelling got boring at about 270....gotta pass the time somehow "
Olthoi Brood Noble is looking for a portal to Marae or Holtburg please
Reroll's Lightning coruscates over Drudge Skulker's mortal remains!
Drudge Skulker says, "nooooooo I lost my brnmstone cap mushroom. PLZ HELP"
Your Patron Olthoi Queen says to you, "lol RG, you're bad"
Banderling Mauler sighs
Diamond Golem says, "Shurov Thiloi"
Banderling Mauler says, "Where are you hunting?"
Olthoi Royal Guard says on the co-vassals channel, "hehe yup...but really. Wanna make baby bugs after we clear out these humans?"
Olthoi Royal Guard says on the co-vassals channel, "oops"
Drudge Skulker says, "Holtburg...my patron said to stya there until I was level 10, but its to hard"
You say on the co-vassals channel, "OMG lol......busted"
Olthoi Brood Noble is looking for a portal to Marae or Holtburg please
Virindi Executor says, "Dude unsquelch the monkey, he has a question for you"
Olthoi Soldier says to your fellowship, "Eeek Imperil VI, help!"
You say "ok"
Tusker Guard tells you, "HAEV U GOT NANAs???????????"
You squelch Tusker Guard
You squelch the account associated with Tusker Guard
You say "Dammit Vinny"
Virindi Executor points and laughs.
You say "c'mon...I KNOW you have Marae tied...help me out here. You and your buddies are always raving about the XP there. You owe me after that."
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "Better hurry, there are two of them now. Soldier just managed to get away but it was close"
Virindi Executor sighs
Virindi Executor says, "alright....this time. N00b."
You say "yeah yeah yeah whatever....the portal please?"
Virindi Executor says, "Roiga Thiloi"
You say "ty"
Virindi Executor says, "whatever"
You say "wtf?"
Virindi Master cast Bludgeoning Vulnerability Other VI on you!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
Tumideon Hollow Minion crushes your chest for 112 points of bludgeoning damage
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
Tumideon Hollow Minion crushes your upper leg for 73 points of bludgeoning damage
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You resist the spell cast by Virindi Master!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You tell Virindi Executor, "You BASTARD"
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
Virindi Executor tells you, "LOL"
Drudge Ravener tried and failed to cast a spell at you!
You say to your fellowship, "ARGH FORGET IT"
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
The Magic of Asheron flows through you.
Olthoi Brood Noble is recalling home.
current mood: artistic
current music: Angra: Castles on the Sand
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2:48 pm - He read the letters that she wrote, one day he will know the taste of freedom......
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So its like confusing, 3 years of nearly being celibate, to 10 minutes of a handjob, to being told next day thats all I think about WTF?. So like I go for a walk down at the local walking trail, and its so hot outside. Then I come home and go mooch xp points of some freakish fellowship in AC. Then I eat too many of those generic Oreo like cookies. Then I have on some metal music thats like and I quote " Some dude with long hair to his ass in skin tight pants playing fat guitar riffs on top of a mountain" playing. Joy to me?
current mood: cheerful
current music: Sonata Arctica ....(Nightwish cover) Over The Hills and Far Away..........
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| Saturday, November 15th, 2003
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11:31 pm - blah
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I dont what to make of some people when they like know somethingis wrong with you and they know what it is but pretend they don't and just ask you whats up. Then laying ion bed and having someone that hasn't touched you sexually in years literally start jacking you off, confusing to say the least.
current mood: blank
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| Friday, November 14th, 2003
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9:21 pm - Slaying the Dreamer
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I am currently AFK.(getting drink, be back in 2 min!)
current mood: bitchy
current music: Nightwish - Over the hills and far away.......
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7:08 pm - Dude she made me do it
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The mystical white w(b)itch of Bok Choy and all other asian vegtables and the overseer of soy sauce and all of the fine line of strap on dildos has made me go live again, Ph33r celandra cause she like is major into wicca and dabbles in the black arts and all, laterz. :p
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